Celebrity quotes on marriage that will leave you in stitches

Kristen Bell - "I'd like to publicly thank my husband for changing half of the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day."

Will Ferrell - "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."

Katy Perry -
“First and foremost, self-love, and then give love away.”

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Ryan Reynolds - "I'm just a diaper-changing facility hooked up to a life-support system, but my wife, she's breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She a human Denny's all day long."

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Cher -
“A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.”

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg (1933-2020) - "In every good marriage, it pays sometimes to be a little deaf."

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Conan O'Brien -
"Just found out the wife is writing a book about our honeymoon called '50 Shades of Just OK.'"

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Chris Rock -
"Only married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time."

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Elizabeth Taylor (1932-2011) -
"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed, too–for being married so many times."

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Gwyneth Paltrow -
"I asked my dad once 'How did you and mum stay married for 33 years?' And he said, 'Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time.'"

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Richard Pryor (1940-2005) -
"Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings...and lawyers."

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Winston Churchill (1874-1965) - "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife to marry me."

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David Bowie -
“You would think that a rock star being married to a supermodel would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”

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