The Beach Boys, “Don’t Go Near the Water: At least this song has shock value on its side: when even these surf-pop gents turn from the sea, there is likely good reason for it.
Jack Johnson, “The 3 R’s (Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle): To be fair, there’s every indication that Jack Johnson, the poet laureate of West Coast college trustafarians, wrote this song for children.
The Eagles, “The Last Resort: A sullen ballad that lazily swipes at manifest destiny.
Kenny Loggins, “Conviction of the Heart: Easy listening’s favorite lumberjack turns his commitment issues on Mother Nature.
Miley Cyrus, “Wake Up America: On her second album, 2008’s Breakout.