Ryan Reynolds - "I'm just a diaper-changing facility hooked up to a life-support system, but my wife, she's breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She a human Denny's all day long."
Gwyneth Paltrow -
"I asked my dad once 'How did you and mum stay married for 33 years?' And he said, 'Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time.'"
Catherine Zeta-Jones - "For marriage to be a success, every woman should have their own bathroom. The end."
LeAnn Rimes -
"A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked."
Kristen Bell - "I'd like to publicly thank my husband for changing half of the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day."
Albert Einstein (1879-1955) -
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably, they are both disappointed.”
David Bowie (1947-2016) -
“You would think that a rock star being married to a supermodel would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”
“A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.”
Katy Perry -
“First and foremost, self-love, and then give love away.”
Chrissy Teigen -
"I think a good rule of thumb is to never play 'f**/marry/kill' between other couples you are currently sitting with."
Conan O'Brien - "Just found out the wife is writing a book about our honeymoon called '50 Shades of Just OK.'"
Richard Pryor (1940-2005) - "Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings...and lawyers."
Jim Gaffigan -
"My wife had us register for fine china because you never know when the Pope is going to swing by and want a microwaved hot dog on a US$200 plate."
chris rock -
"Only married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time."