Hilarious celebrity quotes about marriage
Ryan Reynolds - "I'm just a diaper-changing facility hooked up to a life-support system, but my wife, she's breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She a human Denny's all day long."
Gwyneth Paltrow -
"I asked my dad once 'How did you and mum stay married for 33 years?' And he said, 'Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time.'"
Catherine Zeta-Jones - "For marriage to be a success, every woman should have their own bathroom. The end."
LeAnn Rimes -
"A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked."
Kristen Bell - "I'd like to publicly thank my husband for changing half of the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day."
Albert Einstein (1879-1955) -
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably, they are both disappointed.”
David Bowie (1947-2016) -
“You would think that a rock star being married to a supermodel would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”
Cher -
“A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.”
Katy Perry -
“First and foremost, self-love, and then give love away.”
Chrissy Teigen -
"I think a good rule of thumb is to never play 'f**/marry/kill' between other couples you are currently sitting with."
Conan O'Brien - "Just found out the wife is writing a book about our honeymoon called '50 Shades of Just OK.'"
Richard Pryor (1940-2005) - "Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings...and lawyers."
Jim Gaffigan -
"My wife had us register for fine china because you never know when the Pope is going to swing by and want a microwaved hot dog on a US$200 plate."
chris rock -
"Only married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time."