'Per my last email' - Can you not read? I've already answered everything you're asking!
'Thank you for your feedback, I'll keep it in mind' - I do not agree at all with your criticism. In fact, it's completely irrelevant, and I will never consider it.
'While I understand your urgency' - It is not my fault that you are running behind on your tasks, so do not rush me.
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'I've attached another copy for your convenience' - You are either incompetent, unorganized, or ignoring the first copy I sent you.
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'Shall we take this offline?' - I do not want to talk about this anymore, but if we must then give me some time to figure out what is actually happening.
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'Correct me if I'm wrong' - I know 100% that I am not wrong and there is no use in challenging me. But I dare you…
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'Let's have an onboarding session' - I cannot wait to spill some serious tea!
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'Just a few things' - There are many, many things wrong with this, but let's start slow.
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'Just to clarify' - Are you aware of how ridiculous your input sounds right now?
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'Hope this helps' - Do not ask me for anything ever again or you will certainly receive calculated mediocrity.