The Vic Allen Dinner: Selina to Jonah: "What are you laughing about, Jolly Green Jizzface.
The Choice: Selina to Mike, referring to Jonah: "You let that unstable piece of human scaffolding into your house.
Camp David: Selina talking about Minna Häkkinen: "How is it that that Asperger salad inserted herself.
East Wing: Selina to Gary: "Who do you think you are, Gary Antoinette? Did somebody make you First Lady.
A Woman First: Uncle Jeff: "Shut the f--- up, you epileptic Picasso painting.
Script: Sue "I'm just saying, I'm looking out for you. I wouldn't want you to become a fat.
Frozen Yoghurt: Frozen yogurt shop owner: "And you, you gay Irish fireman... you're okay.
Andrew: Ed "You're not even a man. You're like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant.
Nev-AD-a: Amy: "You are not Michael Jordan. You're a seven-foot-tall Lithuanian.
Mother: Dan to Jonah: "The only thing that women 18-34 are gonna do when they see you on camera.
Morning After: Amy: "Right now you're about as toxic as a urinal cake in Chernobyl.
Convention: Amy to Selina: "You have two settings: no decision, and bad decision.
Zit Attack: Selina "Catherine, why is that your hair.
Midterms: Mike to Jonah: "It was an accident, OK? Much like when Bigfoot got your mom pregnant.