The Emoji Movie: Audiences and critics joined together to hate on this animated farce about a Meh emoji (voiced by T.J. Miller).
Fifty Shades Darker: Gorgeous naked bodies writhing in ecstasy and getting off with the best sex toys money can buy.
The Mummy: What is Tom Cruise doing to destroy his career? Making craptacular flops like this. Once intended.
The Dark Tower: The writing of Stephen King can morph into fierce, frightening, deeply felt cinema. Take, for example.
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets: Besson has shown the style and ambition to overcome his tin ear for dialogue and create.
Transformers: The Michael Bay Award for the Worst Movie of 2017 (TM) goes to – wait for it – Michael Bay.